Spray me baby, one more time.

Do you think Britney Spears ever imagined her perfume would end up being hawked at Rite Aid? It's being sold as one of those cheap-looking gift packs that emerge around Christmas, along with Cool Water and Xclamation! (Does a girl ever walk by and leave a trail of Coty Wild Musk and take you right back to sixth grade?) It's just sad, because all those wanna-be seductive commercials she did make her seem so serious about it, and were probably expensive to produce, and now it's $9.99. And Antonio Banderas has a cologne now! How gross! He does the whole Fabio thing in the commercial, which is funny because isn't the point to make men want to buy it? Or is he trying to make the women with the purchasing power believe that if they buy this crap for their husbands that the men will immediately become stallions? If that's the case, what he didn't think about was that these women wouldn't want their husbands to be greasy has-beens.