One old lady to another, while unpacking slightly nontraditional Christmas ornaments at the animal shelter thrift store:
"That's a nativity! Don't you recognize the baby Jesus?"
Other old lady:
"Well, not with those slanted eyes I don't!"
Wow. I guess the fact that Jesus was born in Israel, which is pretty much in Asia, escaped her.
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If you don't know which one I am, here's a hint: My hair matches my eyes.
If you don't know which one I am, here's a hint: My hair matches my eyes.
I have a Type A+ personality. I love Van Morrison songs, fat newspapers, candy corn and new jeans. And world peace.
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- So, does a transgender's wait depend on pre-op sex?
- There's trouble afoot.
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- It's like wearing stripes, and everyone asks, "Wha...
- The apple doesn't fall far from the family tree.
- If you can't take the heat, you're a journalist!
- Breakfast of champions.
- I think my mom has "Grey's"-dar
- Get pregnant or risk your life!
- Just call me Bizarrobin.
- Craigslist makes me wonder.
- Go Gavin!
- Biting off more than I can chew.
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- Accomplishing nothing around the Bay.
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About Me
- Robin
- I have a weird double-life. Not creepy with two families, just totally separate. During the week, I live where I work, and on the weekends I drive an hour to an apartment and city I love. I know I should move, but the weekday place is kind of gray. And the weekend place has Nordstrom. Isn't it awful that's how I justify it? During the week, my hobby is muffin-top and mullet hunting. On weekends, I like to explore, cook and pretty much do anything that makes me appreciate not being at work.
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