I'm reading "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" and it is full of random shit. Every page, I'm like, "I always wondered about that!"
The best one I've found so far: Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
The answer makes sense. Sperm is what we're made of, so it's full of nutrients. Well, as full as a teaspoon of anything can be. (I know, it seems like so much more when you're trying to choke it down.) It's about 5 calories, mostly protein, with some Vitamin C and zinc. If only it could be engineered to taste like cherries.
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I asked around and we all agree that it's totally more than a teaspoon. At least most of the time. From what I remember (it has been way too long)...
But cherry flavoring would be nice.
Um, your bosses don't hang out on Blogger, do they? Or your parents ...
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