Roadway ruminations

• If you're driving a red sports car, don't poke the CHP tiger. I saw this Nissan 350Z with the license plate "TICKTME." Why doesn't he just throw poo at any patrol car he sees and drive away laughing?
• On the freeway recently, I drove past what I thought was a semi without its trailer, but as I was passing it I noticed it looked kind of like a regular truck. I read the name on the door, and it was a Ford 650. Not a normal 150 or 250, but a 650. Why is everything supersized today?
• I get really excited when I see license plate frames with "Cal Poly" in them. Like, if someone passes me and I notice it, I'll speed up to see who's in the car, because maybe I know them! Then I remember I went there for four years, and there's about 16,000 students there each year. So the odds aren't in my favor. I also get excited when I'm parked next to someone with one of those frames. But I don't usually wait around until they come out. Usually.